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Ol' Man Tan's Birthday Jam

(Montreal) Mon Aug 4th 2:45 EDT - Beer1 Productions

Word on the street is that Deckzilla will be the prime venue to celebrate Tan Soamboonsrup's 35th birthday on or about August 6th at 7:30PM.

Ol' Man Tan, pictured to the left, has visibly aged in recent years while training for the Dance-Dance-Revolution World Championships in Phuket, Thailand.

Having achieved a new plane of self-one-ness through his mastery of the simulated dance-floor skills, Tan is now ready to pass on his wisdom to others on the path of DDR-enlightenment.

Tan was quoted as saying "Hi everyone, I'm officially an old man this Wednesday. To celebrate Erik and I are throwing a rooftop birthday BBQ at my place. You are all invited. Please don't bring any food or booze or anything. Everything will be there. Please confirm with Erik Rungi or Mark Burwash if you can. It's casual, no stress, no pressure, come relaxed."

Meanwhile city officials are perplexed as to the monstrous metal and wood structure at 3460 Parc ave. "I checked the record at the hotel-de-ville, and we never gave out any permits to build a 'eli-pad at this address", mayor Gerald Tremblay was quoted as saying*.

More information, including alternative venues in case of bad weather, can be found on this Facebook event page.

* He never actually said this.